Intimate Confidantes on Linkedin

I saw a woman on Linkedin whose profile listed her profession as "Intimate Confidante," and displayed a  photo of herself with a very seductive expression and her wild mane of red hair streaming all around her as if blown by a photographer's fan, lol.  "Intimate Confidante" sounds like a grandiloquent way of saying  being a prostitute or call girl, a job type which is now plentiful on Linkedin. In these modern, amoral times, old professions like hooker, thief, etc., are now respected professions.

The world just gets dumber and sicker every second.